1. Todd: Wears loafers. Knows specifically what Ralph Lauren line looks best on him. 2. Garrett: Wears glasses, doesn’t need them. 3. Will: From the Northeast, played lacrosse in high school and thought he would be recruited, but wasn’t. Always slightly shorter than you want him to be. 4. Chad: Evil. 5. Brian: Super picky eater. His girlfriend will always end up financially supporting him. 6. Bryan: Totally different from Brian. Wears a lot of Hawaiian shirts. 7. Ryan: Never texts you back because he’s perpetually on some “comedy tour.” 8. Ross: Not conventionally attractive, but super fucking funny. 9. Chase: Joined, like, a super niche indie band and plays the bagpipes and some other instrument nobody has ever heard of. Lives in Europe now because “Europeans appreciate the arts.” Whatever, Chase . 10. Colin: Lives in Patagonia fleeces, no matter what temperature it is outside. 11. Greg: That...
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